You ever get to a party and the radio is playing. You see where the DJ would be if he was there. The table, the space. Then about 30 minutes later, he gets there. And then you wait another 30 minutes for him to get his stuff unloaded. And another 30 for him to get set up? After all the hype (and by ‘hype’ I mean vacay lie and special invitations), I find myself with nothing to write about. So let me look to the newspaper and other blogs for inspiration. Be right back…
OK, I have a topic!! Inner-circle screwing. I make it a rule to not screw my frociates. Why? For several reasons but the first being that I’m not attracted to them in any way. But that’s just me. Also, there is no way in the frying f*ck I could screw some dude I hang out with then have him around my man!!! Hellous Nous!!!!! But that’s just me!!! There’s no way I could screw a frociate then be around this frociate and his new(est) woman. Again, that’s just me!! Manfriend has asked me about one person in particular. And hellous nous I wouldn’t let his unclothed penis near me!!! But it’s something in the way this guy looks at me. Yuck!! As a man though, how would you feel if you found out you were kicking it on the regular with several dudes your woman screwed? And how does a broad pull that off??
I believe that when you meet your SO’s group(s) of friends, if you sit back, shut up, and watch, you can tell exactly who they have screwed, tried to screw, etc. You can just tell. You can even look and see which chick is his type. You can tell by the way the people interact with you. So what I don’t get is how a person can kick it on the regular with people who have run all up and through the SO. Do you just choose not to see?? Especially when it’s not a secret?? Especially when EVERYONE knows??
Another topic?? Christmas gifts!!! I only had three gifts to buy this year. Actually, three people were slated to get something from me. My mom. I sent her some clothes on Saturday. My brother. I will likely just deposit some money in his account this week. And Manfriend. His things were purchased last night. I’m done. Did I wrap anything? Nope!!! One thing I bought came gift wrapped. My mom’s stuff was lovingly placed in a box, sans tissue paper, the gift receipt was taped to an item, and shipped. Not one bit of flair added. Manfriend?? Without saying too much cus he reads this and has been asking what Iwas getting him for th elast two weeks, I might put one of those peel and stick bows on one of his, as of right now, things.
When I buy gifts, I get things people said they liked or wanted. However, I don’t just do it all willy-nilly. At one point, Manfriend wanted an iPod. Before I rushed out and got him one, I thought about how he really is. He doesn’t like to sit still. He would never sit and download music. Just wouldn’t happen. So no iPod for him. My mom had been yammering about clothes and only having stuff to wear to work. I got her clothes. My brother had mentioned some boots he wanted. Am I going to bother to hunt the stores for the boots? Heckie naw!!! I will send him money and he can do with it what he pleases. Cus nothing says, “I love you but ain’t trying to spend 100+ hours in a mall.” like cash! Can’t you tell how unfestive I am?
Give me some topics!! I need inspiration dammit!
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